The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes - Yes you read that right, this is a 15K (6K Compressed) collection of nothing but light bulb jokes someone took the time to type into four sequential files.  I feel like these need to be shared with the world, so to wet your appetite, I'll share just one of the dozens of jokes inside the archive:

Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program,one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.